♥ siew says (23:59):
you seriously very accident prone
sokkhoong says (23:59):
yi wei refused to look at it (the wound on my knee).
jay said i got my punishment for being late
xin yan said
its not punishment
its a habit.
== WIN.
♥ siew says (00:01):
LOL
I AGREE. How sad == Labels: Hilarious
Banner painting was fun! Jonathan was hilarious la he was like how excited about painting "Eh I want to paint I want to paint!". Says he never painted before, so no childhood aw. We drew a Bullboy on the banner and realised it looked pretty much like some other CT's banner (not anymore cos we realised what they're doing is quite different), then Jonathan was like "they draw one bullboy then we draw 2 lah!" LOL. Yuanyi said if we put the 2 side by side then look the same except one has 1 bullboy and the other has 2, darn cheesy. So he was like "then we draw more la!" HAHAHAHA he wanted 10 or something?! They drew 2 more small ones. Darn cute HAHA Bullboy is cute! Jonathan was how enthu about Bullboys lah he kept asking if we were drawing more/whether can draw more/etcetc. And LOL ZHENG HANG IS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKES WE TOLD HIM. Me: Dou sha bao and muahchee went to a movie. Dou sha bao cried, but muahchee didn't cry. Why?
Zheng Hang and a couple more people: -give up after a few tries-
Me: Cos muahchee has no fillings (feelings).
Zheng Hang: Huh?
Wei Ming: AIYA fillings you know, f-i-l-l-i-n-g. And feeling. -.-
Zheng Hang: Huh...orh.
Me: Dou sha bao and cha shao bao went to the movies. Dou sha bao cried but cha shao bao didn't cry. Why?
They give up after a couple of tries too. So!
Me: They have different fillings (feelings).
Zheng Hang: HUH?! ...orh.
Me: Dou sha bao and rou bao went to the movies. Rou bao cried but cha shao bao didn't cry. Why?
Zhenghang: Er...dunno.
Wei Ming: Cos he watched the movie 3 times already.
Zheng Hang: Ya hor.
Then we asked him whether he understood,
Zheng Hang: Noooooo I still don't understand (the filling/feeling thing)!!! LOLLLL. After You Hao/Wei Ming/Zi Liang explained to him he FINALLY got it lmao. Then next joke! Geena: What's the funniest sweet on earth? (Ans: LOLipop)
Zheng Hang/Zi Liang: Uh got what sweets. Mentos...
Geena: No no not brand, it's a type of sweet.
Zheng Hang: Orhhhh. Ok got what types ah? Lollipop...
-5sec later-
Lollipop, marshmallow...
-10sec later-
Lollipop, marshmallow...
-Geena and I laughing like mad-
Zheng Hang: -Zi Liang says something I think- Wait wait!!
Er lollipop, marshmallow... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA zomg la my CT people darn funnyyyyyy. Labels: 09S7E, Daily ramblings, Hilarious, Rev-it-Up 09
Had flag-raising, H2 math lecture, 4-hour break, during which a lot a lot a darn lot of hilarious things happened (especially between Ben and Gou Jun (LOL LIONEL THE LION/KIADUONG zomg la) HAHAHA), totally abs training session lah LOL LOL LOL. Then biology lecture. 4 people got caught for not paying attention and the C2 bio lecturer/head of Science Mrs Foo made them memorise this 10-page long practical skills notes we were going through. Apparently they needa recite it to her tomorrow zomg win. Then CT games, some murder in the gardens then we needa go around collecting clues/solving the mystery which was not very interesting. Had to travel to Botanic Gardens and left late cos Fac Comm intro dragged and reached school only at 6pm+ when we're supposed to be dismissed at 5.45pm == So late dismissal, no Sodache. Apollo's fac dance is hard lol. I think 08's dance was nicer though. Oh well. My CT darn sian. I don't know why and I cannot stand it. Zzz. Actually Apollo on the whole is very sian cos all the muggers there == and Athena darn high la LOL. My voice is GONEEEEEE like totally D: Geena/Siew Ying/09S7E's Jocelyn said I have sexy voice walao. Then Yuqi said I sound like a man walaoooo!!! Then Adelbert was like woah your voice so husky eh very husky leh wahpiangzxzsxz horrible ): OG dinner today cannot make it, CT dinner tomorrow also cannot make it T.T Sadded ): Why are we so pro?
We are Apollo!Labels: 09S7E, Hilarious, Rev-it-Up 09
After reading discrimination (and since he said I'll post this), hauntho says (16:56):
walao
you really
nothing to do hor.
like that also want to post
sokkhoong says (16:57):
you funny what
hauntho says (16:57):
lol.
later people really
think im despo
then cannot find gf your fault
sokkhoong says (16:57):
YOU ARE WHAT
hauntho says (16:57):
then you post this also.
D:
yeah but dont have to tell everyone :D He admitted it himself ah, not I say one ah. Labels: Hilarious
sokkhoong says (14:17):
why you suddenly (miss) mongolia
hauntho says (14:17):
very nice
>.>
sokkhoong says (14:17):
lol
hauntho says (14:17):
no worries one
except chionging to the end
sokkhoong says (14:17):
obs is liddat what
take everything away from you no phone no internet nothing then throw you somewhere haha
hauntho says (14:18):
hahaha xD
but very fun!
except for the fact that there were no singaporean girls
sigh.
sokkhoong says (14:18):
.....
hauntho says (14:19):
what.
:D
sokkhoong says (14:19):
mongolian cannot ah
hauntho says (14:19):
no cannot.
sokkhoong says (14:19):
why cannot
discrimination ah you
hauntho says (14:21):
yeah.
-.- ... Labels: Hilarious
That I am accident-prone. I am accident-prone.Labels: Hilarious, Random
27 January 2009 -
23:07
Lai Weng is going to have a label all to herself. Link | Back to top.sokkhoong says (22:55):
apollo like all the imba people lah
laiweng! says (22:55):
hahahaha but ares is fun
sokkhoong says (22:55):
i dowan to be in the same fac as imba people wait stressed dao siao
laiweng! says (22:56):
hahhaha good what you can be motivated to be imba!
sokkhoong says (22:56):
LOL HAHAHAHA
laiweng! says (22:58):
very funny meh o.o
sokkhoong says (22:58):
sounds funny cause it's coming from you HAHAHA
laiweng! says (22:59):
WHY!!!!! D:
sokkhoong says (22:59):
COS YOU'RE LAIWENG HAHAHAHAHA
laiweng! says (22:59):
!!!!!!!!!!! D:
I CAN BE SERIOUS OKAY!
sokkhoong says (22:59):
OKAY!
wait really meh
laiweng! says (23:00):
!!
really ):
sokkhoong says (23:00):
HAHAHAHAHAH
zomg this is so funny you can blog it xD
laiweng! says (23:01):
wah you are amused at the weirdest things leh
bu kui shi sokkhoong!
be proud of me i used a chinese phrase!
sokkhoong says (23:02):
LOL
thats why i'm sok khoong ;D
lalalala!
laiweng! says (23:02):
but it wasn't funny! ): and it wasn't meant to be ):
sokkhoong says (23:03):
but it is
laiweng! says (23:03):
okay lor.
thank you very much i'm such a natural joker
sokkhoong says (23:03):
of course [;d]
when im around, everyone's a natural joker HAHAH
laiweng! says (23:04):
aiya then it's your problem la eh heh
sokkhoong says (23:04):
...
bish
laiweng! says (23:04):
aye i see my name on your blog! ;D
sokkhoong says (23:04):
YES ;D
laiweng! says (23:05):
see i'm so cool i appear in two consecutive posts
sokkhoong says (23:05):
-.-
you joker lah
laiweng! says (23:06):
me don't appear on poker cards.
sokkhoong says (23:06):
.......
i'm going to have a label dedicated to you soon.
laiweng! says (23:06):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
YAY I WANT. (:
tell me when you do okay. ;D
sokkhoong says (23:09):
OKAY lol
sokkhoong says (23:11):
TADA
laiweng! says (23:12):
HAHAHAHAH REALLY AH!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
sokkhoong says (23:12):
LOL
laiweng! says (23:13):
yay i must talk to you more to add to the label ;D
aiyo i just thought of something bad.
sokkhoong says (23:15):
LOL
laiweng! says (23:15):
later everyone jealous and want a label to herself then i'm not unique anymore how ): Labels: Hilarious, Lai Weng
sokkhoong says (22:50):
oh you taking p/bcme?
laiweng! says (22:50):
ppppppppp!
HAHAHAHAHA pianisisisisisisisisisimo! ... Labels: Hilarious, Lai Weng
She walked into my room and sighted my super messy table. -Points at my table-
"Hoi. Maintain law and order hor." 2 seconds later she realised she said something funny/wrong and started laughing LOL. Then she looked at my sister, "YOU. Better maintain law and order also ah." LOL MY MUM PLEASE. [edit] OH OH check out Lai Weng's response HAHAHAHAHA. ...
sokkhoong says (22:11):
then 2 seconds later she realised she jiang cuo hua
HAHAHAHAAHHA
laiweng! says (22:12):
hahaha why jiang cuo hua!
sokkhoong says (22:12):
maintain law and order at the table?!!?
LOL
laiweng! says (22:12):
cannot meh.
cool what. ;O HAHAHAHAHAHA. sokkhoong says (22:12):
ohmytian laiweng you dont get the joke ah
laiweng! says (22:13):
i don't ): Wiiiiiin. And Liu Yi's. .†.Pῐnky.:// says (22:16):
you very funny leh
maybe that's where you got your funny genes from
sokkhoong says (22:17):
ERPSSS. Gosh mama what did you do to me .________. [/edit] Labels: Hilarious, Lai Weng, Liu Yi
sokkhoong says (22:44):
he (Peter) says can but he doesnt know how to blade so hhe'll fall down "128480465 times"
.†.Pῐnky.:// says (22:45):
G
HAHAHAHHAHA nvm
ky also
they two can hold each other
sokkhoong says (22:46):
LOL.
.†.Pῐnky.:// says (22:46):
best friends for 10 years going through all sorts of weird trials tgt
and we can hold onto ciewying
soewyom
siewying*
walao typo
sokkhoong says (22:46):
LOL HAHAHA
WHAT YOU DOING
LOL
.†.Pῐnky.:// says (22:46):
HAHAHA FINGER PSYCHO ALREADY LA
sokkhoong says (22:46):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm going to baozha already LOL.
.†.Pῐnky.:// I guess it's going to end here then says (22:48):
why O_O
sokkhoong says (22:49):
cos your typo is super
.†.Pῐnky.:// says (22:50):
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WHERE GOT SUPER
it's normal lor Okay okay I need to stop spamming posts or I'll drive KY crazy. Labels: Hilarious, Liu Yi, Siew Ying
Today I found out Ziyan’s a Mushroom/蘑菇/Mokku if you wish. See, I call her Mokmok, which eventually became Mokka when Soksok became Sokka according to her, which then became Mokku when my Sokka became Sokku, which then became Mogu. Also known as mo2 gu1, otherwise known as mushroom if you know your chinese-english translation. Ah, is enlightened (: Labels: Hilarious, Random
This was me in...August 2006. Ee Ning concluded that there are 6 types of love in this world:
1. Romeo and Juliet love
2. Parental love
3. Paris love 1
4. Paris love 2
5. Jomain love
6. Ee Ning love
Translation:
1. Mutual love
2. Parental love
3. One-sided love
4. Contemporary love
5. Hypocritical love
6. Hold-hand love
The first one, mutual love, is the “I love you and you love me” kind of love. Seen in couples. They all love each other :D
The second one, parental love, is the “parents love their children” kind of love. Seen in families. They love their children and do everything for the good of their children.
The third one, one-sided love, is thd “I love you but you don’t love me” kind of love. Seen in…one-sided love…
The fourth one, contemporary love (as named by Ee Ning), is the “I love you your name” kind of love. Seen in…er…I don’t know…
The fifth one, hypocritical love (as named by me), is the “I say I love you but I don’t act like I love you” kind of love. Seen most prominantly in Jomain Low. She always tells me how much she loves me but frequently breaks doesn’t keep promises and makes me do many many things for her…
The sixth one, hold-hand love (as named by Ee Ning/me), is the “I like you/your hand so I always hold your hand when I get the chance to” kind of love. Seen most prominantly (much, much, much, much…more prominantly than Jomain love) in Ee Ning. She loves holding my hand. She told me my hand was very nice to hold. So she holds it whenever she gets the chance to. Any chance she gets, she will hold. And I do mean ANY chance. 30th September 2006: Mugging History. Going mad with Liu Yi by myself with Messenger Plus == Walaoeh I can't believe I did that. I am totally going to faint at myself. HAHAHA I'm reading the convos and laughing like a mad hatter gosh Sok what were you doing 2-3 years ago == WHAT ON EARTH.October 2006 Wen Qi: -walks over to Shena and sits down fairly quickly-
Wen Qi: How are you?
Shena: -feels Wen Qi’s forehead-
Wen Qi: -feels insulted-
Wen Qi: HOW ARE YOU LAH?! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And my mum ah. Horrible you know. Today, my mummy threw her torpedos at me again in the morning.
Brilliant way to start a day. Actually, she crawled onto my bed and tried stealing my quilt before squeezing in with me. I almost fell off the bed. Then she got off and threw torpedos at me. This is also very interesting. AIYAH why am I posting everything hear here just go read '06-'07 archives at peachgoat14.wordpress.com! Lynn: Soggy’s crazy.
Jomain: Soggy’s ALWAYS crazy.
Lynn: Soggy has a screw loose.
Jomain: Soggy has no more screws. Win already. Labels: Hilarious, Liu Yi
Adelbert/Birdbrain read Heh, 免了吧，我恐怕当不起喔。 As delbertan: "ohno, i'm acting like hauntho, haha what's tu le ba --" Labels: Hilarious
After telling her what Shaun told me about everyone daoing him in school: ♥ siew says (11:14):
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
sokkhoong says (11:14):
everyone dao him LOL
♥ siew says (11:14):
oops
but EH i see ky i also never say hi one you know ><
cause i feel very weird
unless it's like just the 2 of us then i'll say hi
sokkhoong says (11:14):
...
♥ siew says (11:14):
if it's like crowded with all or friends i wont
HAHA i got hit shaun what
with my shoebag
and his friend saw me i think
sokkhoong says (11:15):
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
♥ siew says (11:15):
during cny celebrations assembly
so dumb i was like OMG RUNNNNNNN
sokkhoong says (11:15):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
♥ siew says (11:15):
O.O
what so funny
sokkhoong says (11:16):
you imba stupid la xD
LOL.
YOU LA
hit ppl with the shoebag
♥ siew says (11:16):
D: EHHH i very smart one okay
sokkhoong says (11:16):
win liao
♥ siew says (11:16):
cause i had nothing else to hit with
EH i hit his shoulder ony what
sokkhoong says (11:16):
LOL
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
♥ siew says (11:16):
luckily not hit head okay
if not he no more isparky
sokkhoong says (11:16):
"cause i had nothing else to hit with"
LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
♥ siew says (11:16):
._. IT'S TRUEEEEE.
zzzz why people keep laughing at me wth
sokkhoong says (11:17):
you're super hilarious
♥ siew says (11:17):
really meh .
i not laughing what
i bet you're going to post this again lorh ._.
sokkhoong says (11:18):
clever girl :D
♥ siew says (11:18):
SEEE IM SMART
omg there will be one day where i dont dare to go your blog and read all my 丑事 ._. Labels: Hilarious, Siew Ying
Koped from Siew Ying (: summary of the 1st week of school:
MONDAY
liuyi, ky, sok, peter and i met up at hc busstop. ky & liuyi gave me a little tour around SALT center (HAHAHA) while leaving Peter and Sok stranded at the bus stop feeling extremely hungry, may I add -.- and KY cheated us say the 3 of them went to eat already I nearly baozha-ed!! then 5 of us headed over to 6th avenue coffee shop for breakfast.
quotes of the day:
-liuyi gets agitated and bangs on the table-
ky: -points at liuyi- "SHE BANGS"
-liuyi starts laughing-
peter: "SHE MOVES. lol."
ky: -points to cold storage- "that's where i get all my jokes from."
---
first sentence heard from our dear DM: "can the HC boy blowing bubbles in the audi come down and see me now."
-audi bursts out laughing-
"do you think it's funny????"
4J = win.
---
during chem lecture, we were doing reactivity series.
Potassium Sodium Calcium Magnesium Alumninium Carbon Zinc Iron Tin Lead Hydrogen Copper Mercury Silver Gold Platinum.
given mnemonic: Please Send Chris Monkeys And Coloured Zebras In Two Large Hydrogen Cages Make Sure Got Padlock
sok: " ehhhhh. i know. Please Send Cheeky Monkey Azi, erm CAT ZEBRA IGUANA.... "
me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" for 10 minutes.
TUESDAY
liuyi, sok ky and i met up for breakfast again. sok ate like 1 plate of guo tiao, then another plate of carrot cake O.O
oh and ky and liuyi were late, sok was so hungry she exploded.
me: "hello GAN1 MAAAA1! :D"
ky + sok: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH."
Y'all honestly need to observe Siew Ying when she's on the phone. You have absolutely no idea how hilarious/absurd she looks with all her 手势 and random funny sounds. And neither does she.
went for frisbee with ky and eening. ky "hurt himself" OUCH. D: got a little red from baking under the sun but it was fun.
went to visit horns sectionals after that hahaha. jiaying and nut oh man missed you guys. :D
WEDNESDAY
fetched sok to school then went to tian tang to stone and camwhore.
me: "I WANT HELIUM BALLOONSSSS! :D"
sok: "eh i thought you got phobia of balloons?"
me: "oh yea hor. D:"
THURSDAY
quirks of kexin:
kexin takes liuyi's bag and phone cause liuyi was carrying her charlie. after walking for very long, kexin decides to give liuyi's bag to sok instead because she doesn't want to look like a refugee carrying 2 bags on her shoulders.
after 3 minutes
kexin: -gasps- "OH MY. wait WHERE'S LIUYI'S BAG! OMG I DROPPED IT!" -frantically looks around-
sok: "-.- yeo kexin you just passed liuyi's bag to me 50 metres away ago!"
kexin: "hahah oh man okay. you know 1 person carrying 2 phones can go mad one okay."
then walked up to LT 3 and liuyi takes her phone from kexin.
5 minutes later
kexin: -gasps- "OMG LIU YI WHERE'S YOUR PHONE/WHERE'S LIU YI'S PHONE!!"
---
quote of the day: "a bird poops every 15 minutes." O.O so they poop 24 x 4 times a day and 24 x 4 x 365 times a year. Well done.
edit:
oh how can we forget our helplessly lame bio teacher!
"i just thought of something. if i continue to squeeze all 900 of you into the lecture theatre which can only contain 350, you sardines will turn into ikan bilis by the end of the year! :D"
-.- very cold. -cue for 4J and the rest of hc people to start cheering-
/edit
THURSDAY (how come there're 2 Thursdays -.-)
liuyi, sok and i cant remember what we did ._. just remembered sok and i were in school quite early, and sok wanted to baozha cause liuyi & ky were too lazy to come up to tian tang. camwhored again. Hahah. I guess JC isn't so bad after all (: Labels: Hilarious, Siew Ying
♥ siew says (22:26):
"I WANT HELIUM BALLOOONSSSS. :D"
sokkhoong says (22:30):
LOL.
♥ siew says (22:30):
eh i really want helium balloons im so jealous of my friend who got them for her birthday
I WANT TO CRY D:
sokkhoong says (22:30):
errrr go the kind of
fair or what crap
get free one :D
♥ siew says (22:32):
http://tiptoptoe.livejournal.com/119309.html
nooooooooooo i want that oneee!:D
sokkhoong says (22:36):
LOL
♥ siew says (22:36):
VERY NICE RIGHT
OMG VERY NICE LAH
YES VERY NICE
YES YOU'LL GET IT FOR ME
OH MAN I LOVE YOU
WHEEEEE.
sokkhoong says (22:37):
O_O
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
♥ siew says (22:40):
:D
okay SET
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
sokkhoong says (22:40):
this is called zi high
♥ siew says (22:41):
okay please dont show this convo to anyone else they'll all think im mad
sokkhoong says (22:41):
HAHAHAHAHA
♥ siew says (22:41):
and MY REPUTATION WILL BE RUINED OMG. Labels: Hilarious, Siew Ying
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23:28
Things to do with your BFFFFFFFFFFF when you're sian. Link | Back to top.sokkhoong says (23:25):
meh
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says (23:25):
whee
sokkhoong says (23:25):
meh
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says (23:25):
whee
sokkhoong says (23:25):
meh
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says (23:25):
whee
sokkhoong says (23:25):
meh
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says (23:25):
whee
HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS
sokkhoong says (23:25):
meh
LOL IDK
you can blog this
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says (23:26):
whee
HAHAHA THIS IS RETARDED MAN
HAHAHA you blog la HAHAHAHAHA your blog is funny one
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says (23:26):
what on earth is that la
sokkhoong says (23:26):
meh
THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR BFFFFFFFFFFF WHEN YOU'RE SIAN
but i blogged 4 times already -.-
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says (23:27):
HAHAHAHAHAHA
whee
YA LOR
sokkhoong says (23:27):
meh
YOU YA LOR WHAT. PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M MAD BLOGGING 5 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT.
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says (23:28):
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Labels: Hilarious, Liu Yi
♥ siew says (22:53):
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says:
HAHAHAHAA INSANE
i am calm what and insane arh
calm serene and insane?
♥ siew says:
NOOO.
IT'S IM CALM SERENE AND SANE
hello i very sane one okay!
.†.Pῐnky.:// 16 going on to 50 says:
HAHAHAHHA INSANE MAN sokkhoong says (22:54):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
♥ siew says (22:55):
._.
sokkhoong says (22:55):
you're insane already lor dude
♥ siew says (22:55):
dont dude me you dude
sokkhoong says (22:55):
DUDETTE then
♥ siew says (22:56):
EH
DUDE IS FOR DUDES LAH
do i look like a DUDE to you!
sokkhoong says (22:56):
LOL!?!?!?!?
♥ siew says (22:56):
omg want to faint already
first auntie now DUDE.
win. C'mon, Siew Ying is super jing dian and we all know it ;D Labels: Hilarious, Siew Ying
sokkhoong says (22:11):
hm hc badge quite nice.
† kuanyue. says (22:11):
i have no comments
lol
sokkhoong says (22:12):
haha =.=
ok i feel stupid now.
† kuanyue. says (22:13):
why?
LOL
random comment of the day
sokkhoong says (22:13):
cos i always say stupid things
† kuanyue. says (22:13):
nah its what makes you funny
LOL AAAAAH so that's why I'm funny zomg T.T Labels: Hilarious
.†.Pῐnky.:// understand says (21:12):
HAHAHAHA AND I LIKE ZIYAN'S PIC
sokkhoong says (21:12):
LOL
.†.Pῐnky.:// understand says (21:12):
look like
nemo
sokkhoong says (21:12):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAH LOL ZI YAN. (Talking 'bout your solo shot during CNY celebrations yesterday HAHAH.) Labels: Hilarious, Liu Yi
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